Friday, August 30, 2013

Battle of the Books: Ray Bradbury's Death is a Lonely Business vs. J.K. Rowling's The Casual Vacancy


Battle of the Books

If Rowling's, The Causal Vacancy and Bradbury's, Death is a Lonely Business had been jostled about on library cart, resulting in a literary dispute for comfort and some sort of battle ensued as to which book would claim victory and toss the other from the cart causing the defeated to fall under the forgotten shelves, and lie in some crevice in the corner of the vast library, choking to death on the dust and loneliness, because books are as viable as humans, for if they do not engage in touch and admiration, death is the result, I claim that the book that would make the voyage from cart back to its cataloged home would be Bradbury's.  Let me explain.  Perhaps I did not give Rowling's book the attention it deserves, but knowing there wasn't a connection between myself and the words on the page, I abandoned it almost immediately.  It was around page 12 that I no longer cared for it, and not because it lacked magic, but because it lacked literary magic, if you will, so I casually tossed it aside, and picked up Bradbury's book, which I cannot seem to put down, only to write this, for I am so very much inspired as a writer as well as a reader with the text.  Ten pages in and I am planning a funeral for The Vacancy,  I can literally assure you that the vacancy Rowling's book left on my desk has been filled.  How dare I bash her literary genius, for I only have one title, and self-published at that, under my belt to date.  I just feel compelled by such things as this and Bradbury has defeated Rowling in this battle. 

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

here is an answer i am providing for the woman who asked....what am i going to do today?! this is just one thing....blog about you!


I am ranting about the injustice I am constantly being served as a result of ignorance and uneducated mindfulness that is wrought on me more than the rare occasion calls for...

you see, you the mare has bred the disease into this world...and I have been plagued by its effects for nearly a decade perhaps more.....

how can it be in the year that is upon us that a creature that walks the earth with a vagina stands to oppress women in the manner you do with such ease....

I still maintain the hope, the absolute miracle, that if you shall pass into nothingness and nothing but the smallest of plaques nestled in a bed of dirt proves you existed lies before me, the heir to your castle of knick knacks will be freed from your wickedness...

Friday, August 23, 2013

hollywoodland...superman.....and ben affleck.......

I haven't been writing....


I've been reading....








is this news blog worthy....perhaps......




but I do recall seeing Ben Affleck being Superman...or just the man that played Superman....is that the same thing.....perhaps not....oh but he wore the cape and tights.....



Wednesday, July 24, 2013

because it is a wednesday i suppose......


what is it that calls on me to describe the nothingness that surrounds us all...

a sea of colors.....noises great and small....

i am but a scavenger in the land...

feasting on carcass and cleaning the floors...

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

spent a few minutes reflecting on this morning's commute....


The road less travelled....

make it your home....

stay its course, unless you have a desire to roam....

others flood the view

and obscure the point...

alone would you travel...perhaps...

unless you find others you want to accompany you

but the strangers and drones leave them behind

steer a better course one they are incapable of finding...

for this is your home....

the keeper of your heart....

and your mind...but that too, may wander...

freedom is not bound...carve a new road

in some forsaken ground.....and leave its natural beauty...let death take the others away...

and gift to you this day...

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

because i have not blogged in forever...the old it's in the mail!!!!!


It is rather unfortunate that we are at the mercy of the U.S.P.S when it comes to items arriving in a timely fashion.  There is not a reasonable excuse for the lengthy delay and the tracking information seems to have been halted.  My business has suffered over the years due to delays and errors made by the U.S.P.S.  It can be infuriating at times.  I'm not sure how we can complain about this kind of service and get results, it lacks fairness and the rates seem to be increasing on a daily basis. 

I cannot even begin to fathom how your package will arrive to you, in fact I almost expect it to show up at my office at this point.

I am sending you a replacement book, I have one on hand, it is also brand new and will be shipped priority mail, we can only hope it is treated as such.

Please let your eleven year old know that I am truly sorry for the wait, as I have an avid reader here as well, who just turned ten.

Thank You again for shopping with us, your book will be shipped today and should arrive in 3-5 business days.
Carol @abctoys&collectibles


the above was the reply to the customer....i'll let you all know this is one of the reasons I am getting out of the ebay business!
poor kid waiting for his book...
waiting really does suck....yes i'm a true blood fan!

Sunday, May 12, 2013

happy mother's day ...written by my 9 year old!

Sometimes you need to take the day off..

You yell and you scream so you start to cough

Your voice is Assertive but never soft

You sometimes get mad

Never cry when you're sad

But cheer up, it's your day

So drop those dishes, you can play



Dad laughs when you fart

But he still loves you with his heart



You're writing a book

In your little nook

You wish you had octopus arms, so never mind a hand and a hook

You're a wonderful cook

So here's to thank you

For picking up dog poo



Happy Mothers Day!